Just in case any of you would like to know the right way to eat an Oreo cookie David knows how:
1. Yell at your mother with your hand out stretched until she gives you one.
2. Shove the whole thing in your mouth.
3. Pull it out with your hand.
4. Smile and let some of the drool fall out of your mouth and rub it all over your face.
5. Run to the corner when your mother tells you to "Stop that!" and begin nibbling on it like a squirrel.
6. Smear more on your face.
7. Laugh and say "MMMMM".
8. Repeat steps 1-8.
1 comment:
If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.
Or however that goes.
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